I’m such a slut for velvet pants…I don’t know what it is. I mean, I know last about five seconds, and can only be worn in the most controlled fancy environments since they collect even the smallest pieces of lint and debris but so fucking beautiful. A three piece red velvet suit…I need to lose about 30lbs, grow three inches and fancy up my life so I can have “appointments” and “meetings” that mandate a red fucking velvet suit. 

Love all of these though. The bottom right-beautiful! I wish my tits weren’t so big…three piece suits don’t look so hot on big titted womyns. 

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Part III of Ralph Lauren Fall/Winter 2012

The collection was apparently supposed to be reminiscent of Downton Abbey, but these outfits really seem more influenced by Boardwalk Empire.  Then again, I’m from Jersey, so I’m probably biased :P

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    THIS RED VELVET SUIT, omnomomnomomnom~ I quess I like velvet more and more…

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    the striped one aaaa

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    I love the variation of cut and style for these. Help, I’m swooning.

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    GRABBY HANDS. I need all these thanks.

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